We have a solution to that!!! For immediate relief from all those problems that would irk our job. The USB Body Massager, this ergonomically designed marvel is simply wonderful at massaging away the pains caused by stress in work. This device provides you with a gentle rubbing motion and some good vibrations. Complete with a simple on-off switch and optional high-speed setting, it doesn't take a degree in Quantum Mechanics to operate. Just plug it in the nearest USB port and you'll definitely have an instant tool in relieving all those pains that annoys your body and jeopardizes your work.
Now there's no need to wait for a Sauna bath, foot spa or stiff scotch at the day's end. Just pop this little marvel on the affected area for instant executive relief. Perfect for relaxing muscles and reviving drooping spirits. And you don't even need to leave your desk to do it.
Now you can spend even more time in front of your computer. Just don’t forget to go to the bathroom once in a while ok? :))
The USB BODY MASSAGER, reliable and instant relief to boost you up!